123) A Multicultural Redneck Wedding

   From Happy, Happy, Happy by Phil Robertson, pages 201-2.  (see Blog #113)

     Paul Lewis was my son Willie’s best friend growing up.  Paul received a full scholarship to play basketball at Southeastern Louisiana University in Hammond.  He even played against Shaquille O’Neal one time and seemed to have a very bright future.  But in 1995, Paul was arrested for transporting drugs in Texas and was sentenced to fourteen years in federal prison.  He ended up serving twelve and a half years, which was a hard lesson to learn, and Willie was at the prison to pick him up the day he was released.

     Willie gave Paul a job at Duck Commander, where he met his future wife, Crystle, a former Texas police officer.  They both rededicated their lives to Jesus Christ and were married in our front yard.  Paul is African-American; Crystle’s mother is Hispanic and her father is black.  So the wedding crowd consisted of African-Americans and Hispanics but mostly white, bearded rednecks.  About the time the wedding proceedings were starting, a friend of mine was putting his boat into the river at our boat dock.  My friend later told me he realized then that there must be a God, because every other time he had seen so many ethnicities together, there was fighting involved!  But there, under the towering pines and oaks next to Cypress Creek in our front yard, he saw a lot of people from different backgrounds who seemed to genuinely love each other and were enjoying being around each other.  It was a perfect picture of what Christ’s body should look like on Earth. My family and I are proud to create scenes like that one as a witness to what we believe.


Psalm 133:1  —  How good and pleasant it is when God’s people live together in unity!

John 17:20b-23  —  (Jesus said), “I pray also for those who will believe in me through their message, that all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you.  May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me.  I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one– I in them and you in me– so that they may be brought to complete unity.  Then the world will know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me.

Colossians 3:11-15  —  Here there is no Gentile or Jew,circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.  Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.  Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone.  Forgive as the Lord forgave you.  And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.  Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. 


Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,

Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light;
Where there is sadness, joy.
O Divine Master,
grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled, as to console;
to be understood, as to understand;
to be loved, as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive.
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.  Amen.

–Prayer attributed to St. Francis